This will probably never happen, but since it\’s so “safe” to eat GMO and pesticide sprayed foods, what\’s wrong with labeling it as such? Something like this:
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PURCHASE: This product is made of foods grown with pesticides which kill bugs on contact, and man-made renderings of nutrients used as fertilizers. The raw ingredients herein include foods whose genetic sequences have been altered in a lab, spliced with rat genes and pesticides, sometimes turning the raw food ingredients into a pesticide required to be registered with the FDA as a pesticide.
The meat ingredients contained herein are from meat derived from animals who have been genetically modified and have been raised on genetically modified foods and artificial growth hormones which cause disease, but don\'t worry because the diseases are countered by a constant supply of antibiotics. Furthermore, the animals are butchered just prior to the point where they would have died from poisoning, sickness, and disease.
These processes have been deemed safe by the FDA and other organizations who profit from and have a beneficial interest in the matter.