One Off Thought – Back to Top

I don't think I have ever actually used the "back to top" link on a web page.  Has anyone ever actually used one of those?  I generally ignore them because I have a firmly placed habit of scrolling up when I want to go to the top, not looking around for a link.   I… Read More »

TempDB Reporting Incorrect File Size

So what happens when you run a query to check TempDB file sizes and SQL tells you that each file is 101 MB, but when you look in the file system, they’re actually a 45 GB each? Also, when you try to shrink the file, the shrink file dialog window shows free space as a… Read More »

Message to snowflakes

Hey there snowflakes, I know you think Trump is going to end the world, but you’re just wrong.  Your fear of Trump has led you to riot, beat innocent people, threaten assassination, threaten killing electoral voters, and sing “I will survive” like a pack of wild retards.   I understand and even appreciate your enthusiasm… Read More »

Obama’s Ridiculous Remarks on the Electoral College

Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-press-conference-the-president-electoral-college-debate/ The allegedly United States born president, Barack Hussein Obama, is not pleased that his little voting soldiers didn’t follow his commands to vote for Hillary Clinton. One of the things he has decided to growl at is the electoral college, which screwed Hillary Clinton out of a win, despite her accrual of more votes… Read More »

Hillary Really Won

Hillary truly won the election.  Why?  Because Donald Trump is her president, too.  That makes her a winner. She was really in a win-win position.  If she won the vote, she got to be president.  If she lost, Donald Trump would be her president.  Sounds like she couldn’t lose.