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It seems that many people, including well-educated people, are OK with the abuse of certain things in our English language. One of them is the word “another”. Here\’s the deal… “Another” is one single word. If you want to break it apart for the use of adding expletives or other...

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  • 2010-07-13

This sign is posted at a BP gas station. “Please notify attendant of any gas spills.” I wasn\’t sure if I should go inside and mention the oil spill in the Gulf. I mean, it says to notify them. The question is, if there is a spill, do I trust...

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  • 2010-07-06

Recently (as in yesterday) I moved to a new house. This activity, in my humble opinion, is ranked right up there with digging a ditch. If someone asked me if I want to help them move or dig a ditch, it might be a toss-up. On the bright side it...

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  • 2010-07-01

People have a green agenda. It makes no sense to any thinking human being. Follow me here… We must “save trees”. Don\’t print emails, go paperless, and so on. Then we have to stop exhaling because carbon dioxide destroys the planet. But carbon dioxide feeds trees which in turn generate...

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  • 2010-06-28

Red Bull Cola is a top notch cola that seems to be still underground. Many grocery stores don’t carry it but some do. I discovered it at a gas station near me and one week later I went in and they were off the shelf because they weren’t selling well!...

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  • 2010-05-10

This is a new joke I\’m working on. I haven\’t totally finished it yet, but here goes: There was a company that paid people every Thursday and they noticed that every Friday after payday, the employees would either call in sick or leave early. In order to overcome that problem...

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  • 2010-04-29

Erie Pennsylvania Millcreek Mall – Shaped like a gun and allegedly pointed at the mayor’s house: View Larger Map Naval Amphibious Base # 207, Coronado, CA‎ View Larger Map Traffic Cone Hat in Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom: View Larger Map Top 15 Google Street View Sightings Street View Fun

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  • 2010-04-09