Sometimes life gives you great things.
Like this fine day when I received some long overdue perk for my Planet Fitness loyalty. Yes, a free bottle of water. I could hardly believe my luck.
It may sound hard to believe, but I never cashed in on this offer.
(Sarcasm aside, Planet Fitness charges a very fair rate and I get usage out of their facilities for the money I pay them. They do not owe me anything for my loyalty. This post was just for fun.)