Opinion · 2010-11-27

Nelson Research – $2000 Free Groceries?

Have you heard the radio advertisement for $2000 worth of free groceries?  Were you tempted to do it?  Well, unfortunately I did it.  Here’s the truth behind it.

  • It’s $19.95 to get the package shipped to you  (which could be fair if it were a independent company marketing on behalf of another and you really save $2000 in groceries)
  • After receiving your package in the mail, you’ll find out you still didn’t get coupons, you just get a survey booklet and a letter
  • You have to go online and pick your coupons
  • You have to pay for each coupon after you pick it! (see screenshot)

screenshot of coupon costSo, after you jump through all these hoops including paying money to get involved in this, now you have to pay more money to take advantage of being taken advantage of!  This is not my idea of fun.

Next, they have the nerve to fluff the truth and say that it’s $19.80 worth of savings if I go to a store that doubles coupons!

The Pushy Telesales Person

So how did I get involved in this mess?  Listening to Rush Limbaugh a few weeks ago I heard an advertisement for Nelson Research Group. They promised $2000 worth of “free groceries” by way of coupons. “Just call now!” I figured I’d bite the bait just to see what’s it’s all about.

The guy asks me questions, pretending to qualify me for something special… I know it was an act because I used to be a telemarketeer (similar to profiteer and racketeer). So he says “congratulations, you qualify for $2000 worth of free groceries!”.  How exciting.  I qualify.

So then he says it’s $19.95 for shipping and handling and how would I like to pay for it? You have to love how they run that all together into one sentence to try to slide it by you. I said, “Hold on a second, are there organic food coupons? That’s all I really buy is organic food.” He said “Yes, MasterCard or Visa?”

“Hmmm, what if I don’t like it?” He said that I could return it and get $30 back. So I figured, why not?

I will be going after that $30. Let’s see if they keep their word.

Update

I lost the booklet and didn’t try sending it back.  Did anyone else try sending it back?  Please post here.