The New Melanin Agenda

People have a green agenda. It makes no sense to any thinking human being.

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We must “save trees”. Don\’t print emails, go paperless, and so on. Then we have to stop exhaling because carbon dioxide destroys the planet. But carbon dioxide feeds trees which in turn generate oxygen for us to breath. Furthermore, more oxygen helps our cars burn the gas more efficiently and cleaner than with less oxygen.

In Summary

So in an attempt to be “green” they actually are being un-green. Being green kills trees because it slows the production of tree-food (carbon dioxide). In turn, it slows the production of oxygen which would cause things to burn cleaner.

This would be like trees having a melanin agenda and telling other trees to stop making oxygen.